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You can’t watch orgasms on the App Store, but you can listen to them ‘live’

Let one thing be clear: Apple’s strict policies on adult iPhone apps ensure that the App Store is a wholesome environment where you won’t encounter… Hang on, what’s this?

“Orgasm Radio – Streaming Pleasure! Listen to LIVE Orgasms and Real Girls! Graphic Adult Content – Adults Only 17+. Real Girls – Live Audio – No Scams! Listen to the Adult Film Industry’s Hottest Girls in Action! Hear Screams and Intense Pleasure from the hottest girls in the business.”

Oh.

Yes, Orgasm Radio is a real app, and yes, it’s been approved by Apple for distribution on its porn-free App Store. The app is essentially a play button which, when pressed, starts streaming the sound of an enthusiastic and voluble beast-with-two-backs bout, while some bad techno plays quietly in the background.

It’s nothing (much) more than you heard on that Lil Louis record back in the 80s, but it has left us puzzled about how this slipped through the cracks in Apple’s approval policy. Less outraged, and more baffled.

Also, live? Really? They sound like loops to us.

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